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sgt poopers baloney farts cum band: super ultra mega extended deluxe EDition

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1.
sgt poopers baloney farts cum band the song 02:25
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yeeeaahhhh! sgt poopers! baloney! fart cum band sgt poopers baloney fart cum sgt poopers baloney fart cum band sgt poopers baloney fart cum sgt poopers baloney fart cum band sgt poopers baloney fart cum sgt poopers baloney fart cum band sgt poopers baloney fart cum sgt poopers baloney fart cum band sgt poopers baloney fart cum sgt poopers baloney fart cum band sgt poopers baloney fart cum sgt poopers baloney fart cum band
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i gotta pee 01:53
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Going to the bathroom Forthcoming monsoon It’s never easy Holding it in all day Iiiiiiii Iiiiiiii I gotta pee I gotta pee Wait til my shifts over I’m feeling hungover Why didn’t I go before I might piss on the floor Coz iiiiiiiii I said iiiiiiii I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee
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money drugs club fuck 01:42
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yep yeah g money money club club drugs drugs fuck fuck take it away daman yep yep yeah boi turn up tha ba$$ g
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Backyard Wrestling 02:44
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Yeah! Let’s go! Walk in to the club, 3AM got my drugs, got my bestfriend Gonna have a good time Not gonna last for a long time Gonna make it try to try to make it last But I can’t keep it up keep it up keep it out of my pants You know what they say It ain’t gay if it’s a threeway That’s when I decided To call off my side hoes Have some ganja Hang with my real bros Set up my PS2, that’s right Gonna play, play some backyard wrestling Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Backyard wrestling Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Debaser, disgracer, mans a lady chaser Man can’t put up a fight to save his facer Do you know what it means, to like that type of girl The type to ruin your life and make your headspace twirl The tyre tracks in the sky that make a grown man hurl Yeah that’s right, I’m calling you out Making you shout, a man to pout A man about, a lackless clout I show you out, I’ll show you in In a limousine, to make you, make you clean Make a scene, make you evergreen I could go all day, wanna play? I got some time, do some crime (in) Backyard wrestling Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Backyard wrestling Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Backyard wrestling yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Backyard wrestling yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Problematic, ultra-static Automatic?, mapomatic! Try me on, try me in Ultra hard, semi thin Got a place, got a job Change of pace, for a slob I guess this is goodbye Don’t be shy You know how to cry Just make sure you play You guessed it, Backyard wrestling Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Backyard wrestling Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Backyard wrestling Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Backyard wrestling Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah…
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baby bum balls 03:04
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baby bum balls tonight they looking bright n shiny baby bum balls tonight they looking all so mighty baby bum balls baby bum balls in the house tonight baby bum balls cumming in the sheets tonight baby bum balls in the house tonight baby bum balls cumming in the sheets tonight yeah alright uh huh baby bum balls yeah alright here we go baby bum balls baby bum balls baby bum balls here we go break it down daman here we go here we go uh huh baby bum balls in the house tonight baby bum balls cumming in the sheets tonight baby bum balls in the house tonight baby bum balls cumming in the sheets tonight yeeeeah
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bliss kiss drug abyss 02:41
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searching for the bliss wanting the drug kiss reaching the abyss finding daman in his hut
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DO IT 03:03
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do it do it do it do it do it do it in the house do it in the club do it do it do it do it do it do it on the car do it on the roof do it do it do it do it do it do it with your mum do it with yourself do it do it do it do it do it do it with daman do it with me
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skippin' on the street 01:59
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skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street jackin’ off my meat, jackin’ off my meat skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street come and smell my feet, come and smell my feet skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street jackin’ off my meat, jackin’ off my meat skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street come and smell my feet, come and smell my feet yo my name Willie, got my skip on getting paid big bucks to write this song Boris on the drums, Daman on the keys Pvt Parts eating the banana cheese skippin on my hands all upside down street skippin all day, feet off the ground jackin’ up my meat, homies all around circle-jerk time to these awesome sounds skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street jackin’ off my meat, jackin’ off my meat skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street come and smell my feet, come and smell my feet skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street jackin’ off my meat, jackin’ off my meat skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street come and smell my feet, come and smell my feet skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street jackin’ off my meat, jackin’ off my meat skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street come and smell my feet, come and smell my feet
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Deep inside 02:00
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Walking through the mist Eyes are closed and brain is dead Deep inside Daman’s hut Drowning on good sounds I am drugged and I am fucked Deep inside Daman’s hut
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sojourn in sally space 01:20
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I am daman, I am the master of your soul smoke some salvia with me I am daman, legend from the 4th dimension
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amy's mum 02:09
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Tromboner 01:28
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13.
Vomit Gromit 01:45
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Went to the parking lot Found a cassette tape Didn’t know what it was Didn’t know what it read Coz I can’t read I never went to school, you see I was just a young boy looking for my hopes and dreams They drifted away from me All the drugs and alcohol, you see I’m a vomit gromit That’s what I was vomit gromit It’s what I am vomit gromit That’s what I was A little dog goes a long way Yeah, yeah You see, I never had any friends Or family, in fact Just had my dog, yeah, you know the one Eh I got the group chat with the boys but it’s not the same as the old days When I had all these bitched and hoes on my dick, yeah That’s what I am I’m a Vomit gromit It’s what I want a be Vomit gromit Vomit all over the crib I’m a Vomit Gromit Don’t wear it out
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Colossal Beatrice 02:03
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her name is Colossal Beatrice pink and hairy she’s so scary run for your life she is wildlife ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha sister of Colossal Betty likewise she is very sweaty both of them ate all the whales both of them break all the scales
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bob the bundy 00:43
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Bob the bundy! Can he fuck it? Bob the bundy! Yes, we he cums! Poop, yuck and jizzy and pooey too Softy and Bendy jump in the loo Bobby and the gang have so much fun Fucking each other up the bum Bob the bundy! Can he fuck it? Bob the bundy! Yes, we he cums! Bullshit and turd, colour of mud Playing together with my big wood Bobby and the gang have so much fun With this song
16.
The Ba$$ on da bus 02:00
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the bass on the bass goes BOM BOM BOM
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bombom 01:25
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18.
sex is gr8 01:40
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19.
The Green Gift 02:29
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Daman got a gift Secret dimension, out of sight alive at night Cum forth daman spell, show me the green stuff you sell Inhale the green gift, transcend to the serene rift Beware of the clones, in the zones of realms unknown Thank you to the blessed gods, may they bestow their wisdom on us to build this fire, to reincarnate the deities of the past, who were banished by the shaman in his conquest for domination. We have bestowed the two prophets with this wisdom, which they will then utilise to solve the cube of fate and it will seal them forever.
20.
hairy asshole 01:59
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i have a big fat hairy asshole i have a big fat hairy asshole i like to sit on my fat asshole i like 1 finger up my big asshole i have 15 warts on my hairy asshole i like it deep up my big asshole whats that smell i think its just my asshole its been 1 month since i clean my asshole I THINK THE WORLD IS ONE BIG ASSHOLE I'D LIKE TO DESTROY YOUR BIG ASSHOLE I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD OF ALL THE ASSHOLES THERE IS NO FUTURE FOR ALL THE ASSHOLES ASSHOLE .. ASSHOLE .. ASSHOLE .. I HAVE A HAIRY ASSHOLE .. ASSHOLE .. ASSHOLE .. I HAVE A HAIRY ASSHOLE!!!!!
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Sewer cryptid 01:01
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22.
Non-Glossolalic Orations 02:05
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LIFE DANCE Living on venus, confused by paper Invisible watermelons of the inverted gate Rodent legions conjure moonstoned energies Taking acidics 26 hours a daytime trip tonight Wombat architecture, helium morality Join grass ideology, abandon other islands Elevate soul to skeletal strategies Syndrome power, new electrical volcanoes FUN FUN FUN FUN (BLAH BLAH ETC)
23.
Pineapple tale from North Sentinel Island 02:03
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Once upon a time, three guys found themselves stranded on North Sentinel Island. On the island, they met a tribe. The tribe leader ordered each of the guys to collect fruits from the island and bring them to him. The first guy came back with apples and the tribe leader stipulated—“You must shove the apples up your ass and if you can fit ten, you survive. But if you cannot fit ten—or you start laughing—you will be killed and sent to heaven.” So the first guy shoved three apples up his ass but could not fit anymore, so he was killed and sent to heaven. The second guy came back with grapes and fit nine up his ass, but then he laughed, so he was killed and sent to heaven. In heaven, the first guy said to the second guy—“Why did you laugh? You were almost there!” And the second guy said—“Because I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples.”
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Blowhard 02:32
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25.
only a stone's throw away from the ending bol 00:43
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only a stone's throw away from the ending bol
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Mystic 02:32
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released July 26, 2022

ED is ...
pvt parts - vox, bass, keys/synths
willie the poo - vox, guitar, keys/synths
daman - keys/synths (solos), trombone, musicbox, sitar, additional
boris - drumz, precuncsion


addictional :
gavin - ??????
sgt poopers - exicutave prodeucer
mjr dickhead - mixerer
gnl jenkem - masterer

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Erectile Dysfunctioners Dunedin, New Zealand

Dunedin, NZ (from NSI, India)

ED is:
Willie the poo
Pvt. Parts
Daman
Boris
Gavin (unofficial)

2019–2022, 2023–Present

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