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i gotta pee
01:53
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Going to the bathroom
Forthcoming monsoon
It’s never easy
Holding it in all day
Iiiiiiii
Iiiiiiii
I gotta pee
I gotta pee
Wait til my shifts over
I’m feeling hungover
Why didn’t I go before
I might piss on the floor
Coz iiiiiiiii
I said iiiiiiii
I gotta pee
I gotta pee
I gotta pee
I gotta pee
I gotta pee
I gotta pee
I gotta pee
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Backyard Wrestling
02:40
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Yeah! Let’s go!
Walk in to the club, 3AM
got my drugs, got my bestfriend
Gonna have a good time
Not gonna last for a long time
Gonna make it try to try to make it last
But I can’t keep it up keep it up keep it out of my pants
You know what they say
It ain’t gay if it’s a threeway
That’s when I decided
To call off my side hoes
Have some ganja
Hang with my real bros
Set up my PS2, that’s right
Gonna play,
play some backyard wrestling
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Backyard wrestling
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Debaser, disgracer, mans a lady chaser
Man can’t put up a fight to save his facer
Do you know what it means, to like that type of girl
The type to ruin your life and make your headspace twirl
The tyre tracks in the sky that make a grown man hurl
Yeah that’s right, I’m calling you out
Making you shout, a man to pout
A man about, a lackless clout
I show you out, I’ll show you in
In a limousine, to make you, make you clean
Make a scene, make you evergreen
I could go all day, wanna play?
I got some time, do some crime
n Backyard wrestling
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Backyard wrestling
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Backyard wrestling
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Backyard wrestling
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Problematic, ultra-static
Automatic?, mapomatic!
Try me on, try me in
Ultra hard, semi thin
Got a place, got a job
Change of pace, for a slob
I guess this is goodbye
Don’t be shy
You know how to cry
Just make sure you play
You guessed it,
Backyard wrestling
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Backyard wrestling
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Backyard wrestling
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Backyard wrestling
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah…
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baby bum balls
03:04
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baby bum balls tonight
they looking bright n shiny
baby bum balls tonight
they looking all so mighty
baby bum balls
baby bum balls in the house tonight
baby bum balls cumming in the sheets tonight
baby bum balls in the house tonight
baby bum balls cumming in the sheets tonight
yeah alright uh huh baby bum balls
yeah alright here we go baby bum balls
baby bum balls
baby bum balls
here we go break it down daman here we go here we go uh huh
baby bum balls in the house tonight
baby bum balls cumming in the sheets tonight
baby bum balls in the house tonight
baby bum balls cumming in the sheets tonight
yeeeeah
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bliss kiss drug abyss
02:41
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searching for the bliss
wanting the drug kiss
reaching the abyss
finding daman in his hut
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DO IT
03:03
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do it do it do it do it do it
do it in the house
do it in the club
do it do it do it do it do it
do it on the car
do it on the roof
do it do it do it do it do it
do it with your mum
do it with yourself
do it do it do it do it do it
do it with daman
do it with me
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skippin' on the street
01:59
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skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street
jackin’ off my meat, jackin’ off my meat
skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street
come and smell my feet, come and smell my feet
skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street
jackin’ off my meat, jackin’ off my meat
skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street
come and smell my feet, come and smell my feet
yo my name Willie, got my skip on
getting paid big bucks to write this song
Boris on the drums, Daman on the keys
Pvt Parts eating the banana cheese
skippin on my hands all upside down
street skippin all day, feet off the ground
jackin’ up my meat, homies all around
circle-jerk time to these awesome sounds
skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street
jackin’ off my meat, jackin’ off my meat
skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street
come and smell my feet, come and smell my feet
skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street
jackin’ off my meat, jackin’ off my meat
skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street
come and smell my feet, come and smell my feet
skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street
jackin’ off my meat, jackin’ off my meat
skippin’ on the street, skippin’ on the street
come and smell my feet, come and smell my feet
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amy's mum
02:09
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Amys mum stinks of cum
Coz she likes to fuck the whole town
Amy’s mum stinks of cum
Coz she likes it up her big bum
Amys mum stinks of cum
Coz she likes to fuck her own son
Amys mum stinks of cum
Coz she likes to fuck so much run
x 2
Run from amys mum x 3
amys mum stinks of cum
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Colossal Beatrice
02:03
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her name is Colossal Beatrice
pink and hairy
she’s so scary
run for your life
she is wildlife
ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha
sister of Colossal Betty
likewise she is very sweaty
both of them ate all the whales
both of them break all the scales
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The Green Gift
02:29
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Daman got a gift
Secret dimension, out of sight alive at night
Cum forth daman spell, show me the green stuff you sell
Inhale the green gift, transcend to the serene rift
Beware of the clones, in the zones of realms unknown
Thank you to the blessed gods, may they bestow their wisdom on us to build this fire, to reincarnate the deities of the past, who were banished by the shaman in his conquest for domination. We have bestowed the two prophets with this wisdom, which they will then utilise to solve the cube of fate and it will seal them forever.
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Non-Glossolalic Orations
02:05
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LIFE
DANCE
Living on venus, confused by paper
Invisible watermelons of the inverted gate
Rodent legions conjure moonstoned energies
Taking acidics 26 hours a daytime trip tonight
Wombat architecture, helium morality
Join grass ideology, abandon other islands
Elevate soul to skeletal strategies
Syndrome power, new electrical volcanos
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN (BLAH BLAH ETC)
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Blowhard
02:32
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Mystic
02:32
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Erectile Dysfunctioners Dunedin, New Zealand
Dunedin, NZ (from NSI, India)
ED is:
Willie the poo
Pvt. Parts
Daman
Boris
Gavin (unofficial)
2019–2022, 2023–Present
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